yan

i just wok up n thot i wuld blog. aint nothn gon on heer but muh sistr is bein a bich. she keps makn fun o muh 4 likn gurlz. wat a azz!
im tryn 2 get muh best frend mike 2 blog 2 but hes bein a dik n wont mak n acount so i iz havn 2 do it 4 him. il mak it miketehdike ha ha!
n just so wer cleer i luv mike 2 deth but hez a jrk soz i hav 2 b meen.
im guna go n wurk out 4 now but il b bak on in a fw so dont go newer n il try n blog l8r

Curnt thangs

yo, dood, this iz da list uv curnt thangs at muh hous. i is sittin bak in muh chair with a pair uv shortz n no shirt, like alwayz, n im sweatn aftr muh wrkout from a few mints ago. i bench pres 135 lbs n has an 8 pak. ima footbal playr so i takl doods 5 timz muh siz, wich meens im a strong dood. i weigh about az much as i pres, n im wrkin on bin able to lift 160.